Cleaned for Departure Kit
The reality of traveling isn't Instagram-worthy. It's middle seats, sketchy rest stops, hotels that saw their last deep clean during the previous decade, and trying to stay healthy enough to actually perform when you arrive.
This kit doesn't make travel glamorous. It just keeps you clean enough that travel doesn't derail your big plans. Travel is filthy. You don't need to be.
The Cleaned For Departure Kit is your complete hygiene system for athletes who refuse to let travel chaos derail performance or impact family health. Race weekends, training camps, multi-day events—wherever you're going, this kit keeps you clean, protected, and ready when you arrive.
What's Inside the Kit
This isn't a random collection of wipes. It's a purpose-built system covering every hygiene scenario between your front door and the finish line:
- 15 B.O.dorant Swipes – Full-body refresh wipes that clean face, neck, pits, and anywhere else without harsh chemicals or overpowering scents. Your shower alternative when showers don't exist.
- 8 Butt Napkins – Certified flushable wipes that deliver actual cleanliness when toilet paper just doesn't cut it. Works in porta-potties, airplane bathrooms, gas station facilities—anywhere nature calls at the worst possible time.
- 9 Disinfecting Wipes – Kill 99% of viruses and bacteria on tray tables, armrests, hotel remotes, rental car steering wheels, and every other surface you're about to touch. Your first line of defense against travel germs.
- 9 Hand Sanitizing Wipes – Eliminate 99.99% of germs when sinks are nowhere in sight. Post-airport security, pre-meal, after touching literally anything in public—keep these close.
What Makes It Different
Complete Travel Coverage – Most hygiene kits give you hand sanitizer and call it done. This system handles your body, your bathroom needs, your hands, and every sketchy surface between here and your destination. Four categories of clean, one compact kit.
TSA-Compliant and Race-Bag Ready – Fits in your carry-on without triggering liquid restrictions. Slides into race bags, glove compartments, and gym bags. Lightweight enough to pack for every trip, comprehensive enough that you'll actually use every wipe before you get home.
Made for Traveling Athletes – No harsh formulas that irritate skin already stressed from training and time zone changes. No artificial fragrances that make you smell like a gas station air freshener. Gentle, effective ingredients that work when your body needs real cleaning, not just masking.
How to Use The Kit
The Moment You Sit Down: Pull out those disinfecting wipes. Tray table, armrests, seat belt buckle—anything you're about to touch for the next four hours gets wiped down first. Your immune system will thank you.
When Facilities Fail You: Airport bathroom ran out of soap. Gas station stop at mile marker 187. Porta-potty situation at the race expo. The hand sanitizing wipes and Butt Napkins turn disaster scenarios into minor inconveniences.
Before and After Events: Body wipes handle post-race cleanup when you're too wrecked to find a shower immediately, or pre-race refreshing when you slept in a tent and need to feel human before the gun goes off.
Original: $19.99
-70%$19.99
$6.00
Description
The reality of traveling isn't Instagram-worthy. It's middle seats, sketchy rest stops, hotels that saw their last deep clean during the previous decade, and trying to stay healthy enough to actually perform when you arrive.
This kit doesn't make travel glamorous. It just keeps you clean enough that travel doesn't derail your big plans. Travel is filthy. You don't need to be.
The Cleaned For Departure Kit is your complete hygiene system for athletes who refuse to let travel chaos derail performance or impact family health. Race weekends, training camps, multi-day events—wherever you're going, this kit keeps you clean, protected, and ready when you arrive.
What's Inside the Kit
This isn't a random collection of wipes. It's a purpose-built system covering every hygiene scenario between your front door and the finish line:
- 15 B.O.dorant Swipes – Full-body refresh wipes that clean face, neck, pits, and anywhere else without harsh chemicals or overpowering scents. Your shower alternative when showers don't exist.
- 8 Butt Napkins – Certified flushable wipes that deliver actual cleanliness when toilet paper just doesn't cut it. Works in porta-potties, airplane bathrooms, gas station facilities—anywhere nature calls at the worst possible time.
- 9 Disinfecting Wipes – Kill 99% of viruses and bacteria on tray tables, armrests, hotel remotes, rental car steering wheels, and every other surface you're about to touch. Your first line of defense against travel germs.
- 9 Hand Sanitizing Wipes – Eliminate 99.99% of germs when sinks are nowhere in sight. Post-airport security, pre-meal, after touching literally anything in public—keep these close.
What Makes It Different
Complete Travel Coverage – Most hygiene kits give you hand sanitizer and call it done. This system handles your body, your bathroom needs, your hands, and every sketchy surface between here and your destination. Four categories of clean, one compact kit.
TSA-Compliant and Race-Bag Ready – Fits in your carry-on without triggering liquid restrictions. Slides into race bags, glove compartments, and gym bags. Lightweight enough to pack for every trip, comprehensive enough that you'll actually use every wipe before you get home.
Made for Traveling Athletes – No harsh formulas that irritate skin already stressed from training and time zone changes. No artificial fragrances that make you smell like a gas station air freshener. Gentle, effective ingredients that work when your body needs real cleaning, not just masking.
How to Use The Kit
The Moment You Sit Down: Pull out those disinfecting wipes. Tray table, armrests, seat belt buckle—anything you're about to touch for the next four hours gets wiped down first. Your immune system will thank you.
When Facilities Fail You: Airport bathroom ran out of soap. Gas station stop at mile marker 187. Porta-potty situation at the race expo. The hand sanitizing wipes and Butt Napkins turn disaster scenarios into minor inconveniences.
Before and After Events: Body wipes handle post-race cleanup when you're too wrecked to find a shower immediately, or pre-race refreshing when you slept in a tent and need to feel human before the gun goes off.
