Mortal Hydration
How to Not Die in Your Next Workout:
Mortal Hydration is here to make sure you don’t die in your next workout, at least not from thirst or flavor boredom. Yes, you read this right: flavor boredom. This is becoming a growing problem among athletes, as their hydration has a meek, watered-down flavor that is numbing their taste buds.
To combat this underwhelming flavor problem, athletes are making a fatal mistake: over-scooping their hydration. Don’t worry, we’ve all done it - adding an extra scoop or two to make your hydration taste better, bolder, and more refreshing.
What is The Deadly Consequence of “Over-Scooping?”
- For one, it gets a little expensive. Instead of getting an average of 20 servings or 20 full water bottles of hydration, you may only get 10-12 in trying to make your hydration taste better.
- GI distress occurs when you consume the wrong balance of electrolytes, sugar, and water. What tends to happen when you over-scoop your hydration is that you add much more sugar than you need, and the ratio to water means it sits in your gut instead of being absorbed.
Mortal Hydration: Your Solution to Fight Death
Mortal Hydration is one of the few hydration mixes out there that is optimized to be a bold, refreshing flavor that works perfectly in a 22-oz or a 26-oz bottle, meaning you don’t risk death by over-scooping trying to get that desired spike in taste.
But there is more – a hot trend in hydration is adjustable sodium levels. Mortal is the first hydration we have found to offer a range of sodium from 450 mg (regular flavors) to 920 mg (salty flavors). Our recommendation is to opt for a regular Mortal for a standard workout. If you’re doing a more intense workout, opt for a salty flavor to replenish with 1,000+ mg of electrolytes.
The goal with Mortal is not to add carbs to your high-carb fueling plan. Most athletes use a high-carb bottle on their bike or in their hydration container, along with gels. So, what you need is electrolytes to contribute to your hydration that don't significantly add more carbs.
Mortal uses stevia in the highest quality available, but in a comparatively very low dosage. This creates a flavor profile that encourages increased sipping (and as a result more hydration) without the additional carbohydrates.
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How to Not Die in Your Next Workout:
Mortal Hydration is here to make sure you don’t die in your next workout, at least not from thirst or flavor boredom. Yes, you read this right: flavor boredom. This is becoming a growing problem among athletes, as their hydration has a meek, watered-down flavor that is numbing their taste buds.
To combat this underwhelming flavor problem, athletes are making a fatal mistake: over-scooping their hydration. Don’t worry, we’ve all done it - adding an extra scoop or two to make your hydration taste better, bolder, and more refreshing.
What is The Deadly Consequence of “Over-Scooping?”
- For one, it gets a little expensive. Instead of getting an average of 20 servings or 20 full water bottles of hydration, you may only get 10-12 in trying to make your hydration taste better.
- GI distress occurs when you consume the wrong balance of electrolytes, sugar, and water. What tends to happen when you over-scoop your hydration is that you add much more sugar than you need, and the ratio to water means it sits in your gut instead of being absorbed.
Mortal Hydration: Your Solution to Fight Death
Mortal Hydration is one of the few hydration mixes out there that is optimized to be a bold, refreshing flavor that works perfectly in a 22-oz or a 26-oz bottle, meaning you don’t risk death by over-scooping trying to get that desired spike in taste.
But there is more – a hot trend in hydration is adjustable sodium levels. Mortal is the first hydration we have found to offer a range of sodium from 450 mg (regular flavors) to 920 mg (salty flavors). Our recommendation is to opt for a regular Mortal for a standard workout. If you’re doing a more intense workout, opt for a salty flavor to replenish with 1,000+ mg of electrolytes.
The goal with Mortal is not to add carbs to your high-carb fueling plan. Most athletes use a high-carb bottle on their bike or in their hydration container, along with gels. So, what you need is electrolytes to contribute to your hydration that don't significantly add more carbs.
Mortal uses stevia in the highest quality available, but in a comparatively very low dosage. This creates a flavor profile that encourages increased sipping (and as a result more hydration) without the additional carbohydrates.






















